Grab Bag
I decided to do this again cause it had a great response the last time I did it, many years ago. It’s basically a mail bag on crack… How it works: you mail me about a topic and I discuss it here or on the main page (depending on how relevant it is). I’ll feature your feedback on here as well if you’re too lazy to leave comments. Last but not least, I’ll include snippets from other people. I’ll keep them anonymous, where appropriate, so no one gets their nipples in a knot!
You can e-mail me at yomar.lopez@gmail.com OR my WordPress address – I’ll try to get to all messages in the most speedy manner possible! =oD
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Special thanks to Evie for this little gem!
Here’s a little convo I had just earlier with one of my dearest friends in the whooooooooole, wiiiiiiiiiiide wooorrrrrrrrld (she’s also a major pain in my culo). It’s interesting to see how some of my fellow men interact with women. It’s no wonder that women turn to other women for pleasuring – J/K!
Seriously, though: guys like this give us a bad name… (The following is NOT for the faint-hearted.)
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crzybeutflboricua: r u on?
Yogizilla: Nope. =o)
crzybeutflboricua: oh okay
crzybeutflboricua: then let me know when u are, casue i wanna copy paste something to ya
Yogizilla: Okie. I’m on. =oP
crzybeutflboricua: aww, thanks!
crzybeutflboricua: some weirdo IMs me out of the blue and said this:
crzybeutflboricua: roxinct: nice, got a bf?
crzybeutflboricua: no, not currently
roxinct: you are pretty
crzybeutflboricua: i think so too, but…i dunno, lol
roxinct: so, tell me something
crzybeutflboricua: crzybeutflboricua: what’s that?
roxinct: how big are you breasts
crzybeutflboricua: are u seriously asking me this?!
roxinct: why not
crzybeutflboricua: b/c that doesn’t matter to u
crzybeutflboricua: u have cool potential til u asked that, ugh i’m so turned off now!
roxinct: well sorry about your expectations
crzybeutflboricua: what the flip!?! like who does that?!?
Yogizilla: ROFL
Yogizilla: Hmmm.. Guys that like BBW tend to want big breasts. That guy was obviously more overt about his intentions tho. ROFL
crzybeutflboricua: geesh, he could had atleast waited til chat no. 2, maybe then i’d tell him
crzybeutflboricua: lol
Yogizilla: LOL
Yogizilla: The rules of engagement no longer matter. It’s all about expedited services.
crzybeutflboricua: there’s no winning in this industry!
crzybeutflboricua: lol
Yogizilla: Instant coffee, speed dating, roller blading, puck slapping, juice lapping, Starbucks, The Minute Men.. You get the point!
crzybeutflboricua: then the funny part is, when i said my last comment, he stopped talking to me, like I OFFENDED HIM!!
crzybeutflboricua: u should blog about this, this is some good material, lol!
Yogizilla: LOL!!!
Yogizilla: I think I will!!!
Yogizilla: =oD
Yogizilla: Subject “What.. No instant gratification??”
Yogizilla: I’ll also put it on my WordPress blog. =oD
crzybeutflboricua: lol
crzybeutflboricua: have a field day Yogi, have a field day!
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What a great conversationalist this dude is! Conversely, I’ve known women that cut straight to the chase and asked questions like…
* How big is your cock? (Leave my rooster alone!)
* How big is your bank account?
* Do you have a [nice] car?
* How much money do you make [a week]?
These are the times that make the use of a buzzer very tempting… BRRR!!! DO NOT pass GO, DO NOT collect $200, DO NOT contact me again. Thanks for playing!
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haha, so second chat?
right I will remember that!!!!